We're living in tough times. Civil unrest, violent protests, riots, etc. Whether you're a protester, a rioter, or simply defending your home or business FROM the protesters and rioters, you'll be surprised how much this thick, heavy book can come in handy at a moment's notice!
Slip it into your shirt to stop pesky rubber bullets, hurl it at your enemy like a giant, ninja throwing star, or hit someone over the head with it. Of course, we never encourage violence and it should only be used as a last resort for defense.
A better option, why not ask your enemy to sit down with you over a cup of tea and offer to read them some of your favorite parts of the book. Chances are, you'll be best friends in no time, and your enemy might even decide to put down the Molotov cocktail and start his own syndicated radio show about Molotov cocktails! You're welcome!